"I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!" "Anybody who thinks there's not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg." On his long-running character, Det. John Munch: "Munch is the guy who says what a lot of people wouldn't dare say." "It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts." [On U.S. soldiers serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom] "You think everyone over there is a college graduate? They're 19 and 20 year-old kids who couldn't get a job."