At The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards: "I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."
"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
"It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing."