"Have a nice day!" "Bang Bang!" Owwwwww, have mercy!" "I'm gonna make your ass the world's largest pin cushion!" "I know this may not sound cool, but Dewey and Noelle, this one's for you! Daddio did it!" (After winning his first WWF World Championship) [To Randy Orton, about how Foley and The Rock lost to the team of Orton, Ric Flair, and Batista] "I'm very impressed that, in a three-on-two situation, you can defeat a Hollywood movie star and a writer of children's books."