(On his immense weight) "My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12." (In 2002, commenting on the revised "Family Feud," featuring his successor Richard Karn as the host): "My prediction is that the show's off the air within a year." "I hope I'm not on The E! True Hollywood Story till I'm dead."