"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit." Upon accepting his Best Actor Academy Award for "Cat Ballou," 1966: "I think half of this belongs to a horse somewhere out in the valley." "Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby." "If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage."