"I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am." "This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It is however, quite a good day for Larry David. I suspect the wife will be a little forthcoming tonight." - after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series "Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman." "Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it." "Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."