"Man muß den Menschen vor allem nach seinen Lastern beurteilen. Tugenden können vorgetäuscht sein. Laster sind echt. (One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.)" "I'd have been better than Adolf Hitler. I could've delivered his speeches a lot better. That's for certain." "I choose films with the shortest schedule and the most money." "Wer mich beleidigt, entscheide ich." (I decide who offends me.)