"I don't say funny things, I say things funny." "I feel as if I'm playing myself only more feminine, and to me more feminine means smarter." "I have demons. . . polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless!" "Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka." "Couldn't I have just one hand free? How much trouble can I get into with just one hand?" "I'm nutty bunny number three, the cutest bunny is always me!" "Do you really think this soup can bring about world peace?" "I am sexy. . . oh, maybe not to the average Joe of sexy, but to the connoisseur of sexy, I'm hot, I'm very hot!" "Hi, I'm Kevin McDonald, or as many of you know me, the Kid in the Hall we don't like." "They love me in France." "When I was a kid, my dad was a drunk, and he would sometimes try to kill me and my sister. Well, he didn't really, but he said he would, and it scared us. I knew I had sort of a comic talent, comic timing, and I wanted to be a comic actor. When things were bad, I would go to bed crying and think, "I'm gonna be really famous. I'll show him." So I tried to do that, and as a result, I met the other guys.(The Kids In The Hall.) By the time of the TV show, the quest for being famous had melted away, and it became about loving the work. I really fell in love with the work. I learned how to write, and there I was on TV for five years. As a result, I became semi-famous, because I stopped caring about it. I honestly thought that if I kept caring about it, I wouldn't be known."