(to Conan O'Brien) "I heard you call me immature earlier. Well you're just a big poop-head".
"I did Harvey Fierstein. He didn't like it. He came in to the show to complain about it. His point was that he was getting more famous as me than as him....He came in to talk about it and, watching him, I realized that I was doing him quite well. He thought I was doing a gay stereotype." - about his portrayal of Harvey Fierstein on Saturday Night Live, and Fierstein's response to it.