"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." (his motto as a wrestler, NOT as a politician) "You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out. Not just go out there and shoot Bambi." (Minneapolis Star-Tribune) "I'm a great believer in destiny, and if I'm destined to be there, it will happen. If I'm not, it won't." (on the possibility of running for president) "I think, in 2008, we need a pro wrestler in the White House"