"I would never watch my show. I'm not interested in it." On running for Senate - "I would love to have done it. But I have to have seperation from the TV show. Research showed I could win, but people would want the show to be over before the campaign. It's hard to think about Iraq in the evening when I'm dancing with transvestities in the afternoon." "If a wrestler could be governor, I could be president!" (What's changed over the new millenium): "I've never been older... "