Heath Ledger Jokes:

He was apparently scheduled to have a massage in his apartment this afternoon. Guess he didn’t get the happy ending.

whats black and white and hungry? heath ledgers cat

Words last overheard in Heath Ledgers apartment? “let’s massage some life into those stiff legs”

Debit one from the Heath ledger.

Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.

Today, critics allegations were confirmed, Heath Ledger is a stiff actor.

They say he is a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow.

He thought about jumping off the building but realised no-one was interested in seeing Brokeback again.

The ledger reads:
Batman 1
Joker 0

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

Word is he was depressed. I guess he took “10 things I hate about you” a little too seriously…..

What do Jake Gylennhal’s cherry and a bottle of p***l have in common? They both got popped by Heath Ledger.

heath ledger starred in ” 10 pills i took without you"

Heath was murderred! Somebody wanted to square the Ledger!

Heath Ledger has apparently died of an overdose. Rumour has it, He got addicted to ‘crack’ after shooting Brokeback Mountain!

His latest role was “I’m Not There”. Guess that applies to all his future film releases too….

Batman: win by default.

Ladies everywhere have finally found out how to pick up heath ledger ….. with a stretcher.

Apparently Heath Ledger recently got in an argument with the wardrobe consultant on the set of his new movie. He was really upset that the body bag was only available in green.

Rumor has it that Heath Ledger will be appearing on Inside the Actors Studio next week via Ouija Board.

E is reporting that production has began on “The Patriot 2.” Heath Ledger will once again play the role of the dead son.

PRESS RELEASE….. Coming Soon to a theatre near you…. Batman; The Dark Knight Starring Heath Ledger as The Choker.

Why did Heath Ledger take so many pills? Because he wanted to be "Down Under”.

Producers always thought the new batman movie, Dark Knight was set to make a killing.

What does Jack Nicholson’s potryal of the Joker have that Heath Ledger’s doesn’t. A chance for a sequel.

Heath Ledger was supposedly about to audition for a role on the OC, however he obvisouly preferred the OD

Who wants to “Wake Up in a City that Never Sleeps? Frank Sinatra did. Heath ledger apparently not so much.

For sale: One spare ticket to the Batman premiere.

Heath Ledger Special Boxed Edition Available!!!!!!

Some Revised Heath Ledger Movie Titles from IMDB dot com:

- The Crematorium of Doctor Bareasses
- The Dark Night
- I’m Not There (why change it?)
- Heavan’s Cassanova
- Cassano-mo
- Brokeback Massage
- The Lords of Pilltown
- The Odor
- Dead Kelley
- The No-More Feathers
- A Nights Flail
- Two Hands, Six Feet Under
- 10 Things I Hate About Me
- Home and Really Far Away

You people are HATEFUL! Have some damn respect for the family!

heath didn't die from drugs.... he just had to many cock sucking cowboys.

Your jokes are stupid and when you die that will be the real joke. Nobody will remember you and these lame jokes, but lots of people remeber this actor. He was special and made his mark on the world and you are just a shallow asshole who will only be remembered by his mama's grieving, sore beaver.

OKAY...FIRST OF ALL...Heath Ledger will always be remembered for his acting. There is no sense at all to make fun of someone's death...you wouldn't say such things if it were one of your family members. These jokes are just down right horrible and for such minds to think up this kind of shit, you my friends need to be in a mental hospital. This is some sick shit. I personally liked Heath...thought he was a really cool person and a wonderful father to his little girl...you don't know the pain that his family is going through right now...you need to take a step back and realize that what you said in those jokes are really not all that funny...and to make fun of Heath's family's feelings in their time of need to grieve...GROW THE HELL UP AND TRY TO BE COMPASSIONATE IN THIS UNTIMELY AND MOST HORRIFIC TIME IN EVERYONE'S TIME OF SORROW.......

NOW...FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO OCCUPY YOURSELVES!

This is disgusting and tasteless! I don't care what kind of "Aussie Tradition" it is to make jokes about someone who has passed away, it isn't "human tradition" thus making it inhumane! Horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope someway, somehow, karma bites you in the ass!
Imagine if poor little Matilda would somehow ever see this as she gets a little older?
Let someone have some dignity in their passing...Everyone on earth deserves that!
Heartless bastard....I hope you get yours!

I'm all for sick jokes but they gotta be good!! Some of those jokes were just not funny!! And if you think I'm a prude I'm not :- best joke of all time: Whats black and blue and hates sex?  A rape victim

Man these poeple dont know the meaing of sick jokes

How do people in new york keep warm
they get hit by planes

where are the fastest readers in the world
New york then can go through 110 stories in 9 seconds

Haha
Talk about fucked up

why did princess diana cross the road
she wasnt wearing a seatbelt

what do princess diana and cell phones have in common
they both die in tunnels

Check this one out nig nogs,

You know how they say god hates fags? We'll it must be true...Look what happend to Heath Ledger!

A druggie overdoses and dies, well whoopy chook. This happens a thousand times a day or more. If you offended idiots want to make a statement think about that and compare it to the attention one spoiled and unappreciative celebrity gets, because his life is somehow more important. Based on what, getting an obscene amount of money for playing dressups. Did he save a life? Improve the lot of famine struck countries?  No, he sqandered what talents he had by soaking up as much chemical joy as he could.