"I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box." - on why he chose not to attend actor/friend Chris Farley's funeral.
"I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time."
"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their firiend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"