"An olympic [hero] with no neck, and a giant with no testicles!" In reference to Test: "The jerkle of the squared circle!" To Chyna in reference to her being Intercontinental Champion: "An idea more ridiculously enhanced than your breasts are!" "Welcome to RAW is Jericho!" "It will never EEEEVER happen again." (To Viscera) "Even though you look like the lovechild of Fat Albert and Mr T, I will fight you tonight. I'd really like to get my hands on Eddie Guerrero and that SHANK Chyna, but instead I will fight you, who is bigger than both Eddie, and Chyna, and their extended families, and their living room furniture COMBINED!" (To Shane McMahon) "Every day you come out here, these people call you that word that rhymes with wussy...(AUDIENCE: PUSSY!)...oh yeah, that's it!" (To Vince McMahon) "VANCE McMahon, you have built the gigantic and successful federation, the WWF. You are a multi-BILLIONaire. But you did it all to make up for the fact that you have a very...small...penis!" "Junior, I'll wrestle you anyday, cause baby, I'm Y2J!" "You are a JACKASS!" (about Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) "She considers herself to be the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't really count." (Talking to Chris Kanyon) "Who better than Kanyon? The answer to that is easy, every Jerichoholic in this building is better than Kanyon!" (to Tazz) "I know that you've got a big head because you're the star of the MTV series Tough Enough. Well, Y2J thinks that you're better suited to being the star of another MTV series, Jackass!" (Speaking backstage to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley in Washington D.C.) "Stephanie, here we are in Washington DC and you, without your cigar." (to Lance Storm) "Your name really isn't Lance Storm is it? It's really Forest Gump!" (to Test) "How can a man whose name is short for testicles have absolutely none?" (When he was Undisputed WWF Champion): "I am a living legend, larger than life, the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion!" "You sanctimonious son of bitch." "I'm gonna take you downtown to chinatown!"